Why do dyslexic people stink at typing? c k j a h s d i u p q h g n z v m n k b e r t y o f This is why...

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What happened when the 16 year old told her mother she was pregnant? Her mother was extremely disappointed that her daughter did not stay faithful to an abstinent life but eventually became proud of the fact that she would soon be a grandmother.

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YEAH! LIKE RELLEZ! XD Anyway, sure, it depends, you don't get voted as the most pointless man on Horse-head network without working some for it, but if really weird comments impress you, then sure. Honestly though, I might have been flexing my show off muscles a bit more than usual, as in posting more stupid stuff than usual, BUT, that is because when a MAN meets a sexy WOMAN, yet another one than his WIFE, his already boiling testosterone burns with flames... ...And yeah, where where we again? Oh yeah, you acting a bit bimbo, and me going "RELLEZ" just to make you aware... Then added this.

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like this or you will die at some point in your life

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A duck walked into a bar and said "ouch."

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What you do you call a gay man with no arms and legs? His name.

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What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

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Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

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A black guy , a white guy and a jew walk into a resturaunt They are offered the special.

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A chicken rode into town on a horse named Friday. He was later shot by a dyslexic Russian dinosaur.

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what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

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what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

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What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

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what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

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What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

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What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

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what good about eatting every night knowing that a african want

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Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He chickened out.

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guess what>? your mum lol

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how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

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a black man pays his child support

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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