What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

I just threw up..In my pants.

If you have 12 apples and I have 12 ice cubes how many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

What did the midget say to the other midget? "We're midgets"

Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

penisvaginaorgasm

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

What do you call a man with a limp? A limping man.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

Dear Rubix Cube, DONE!! Sincerely, Colorblind

yolo your orange looks orange

What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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