Why did the black man get arrested? He sold cocaine.

What is red and has no legs? Half a baby.

yo mammas so fat when she gets cut gravy pours out

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

A man walks to a bar and sees a very hot blonde sitting across the room. Turns out it was actually a blonde man and they both had a wonderful night because they were both homosexual.

Why scooby-doo likes cookies? Because he's chub!

Roses are *yanks hair* Violets are *yanks hair* *sobs and yanks hair* I have tricolomania

what do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question ................

why are black people so fast? because there black

your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar and have a friendly argument over their religious beliefs.

What is Arnold Schwarzenegger's favorite lollipop? Choppa Chups.

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

What would Loiter Squad be if the characters were white? A show.

How do you piss off a jew slash his tires

Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

Why did the man give money to a drug dealer? He lost a bet.

What's the difference between Barney the dinosaur and Santa? Barney Loves you.

why was the little boy crying? he was at his mother's funeral.

roses are black your mamas white i didnt mean to say it but it's right

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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