Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

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Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

What did the mental patient say to the apple? She didn't say anything because she was a catatonic schizophrenic.

How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

What time did the Chinese man go the dentist? About 5 minutes prior to his appointment

What did the fly say to the spider? Please, I have a wife and daughter.

How does a Chinese person wear a contact lens? On a 45 degree angle

Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

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why did javonne choose club getaway madonna wanted to foster

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

What did the three best friends say to eachother? We are all best friends

Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: He died on Christmas Day, before his parents could tell him they had maxed out their credit cards to take him to Disney World. His father has since relapsed into alcoholism. He knows his wife is cheating on him with another man, but understands that she needs comfort that he cannot give her.

Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

Chuck Norris has normal human strength.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

What's the difference between a blonde and a microwave? If you don't know the difference you need a psychiatrist.

What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But his one doesn't.

knock knock..... ding dong...... knock knock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they weren't home

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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