- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

yo mamma's so fat you're fat too, because it's genetical

What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

Dolly Parton's bobbs are so fake that they both have silicone in them.

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

roses are red violets are blue i have Downs Syndrome... and a ding-dong potato

How do you piss off a blind person? Tell him to piss in a round room.

What is green and slow Grass.

What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

So a guy walked into the doctors and said, "It hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor said, "Well don't poke your leg like that."

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

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