Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

Doctor! I have no problems at all! So, uh why are you here? Isnt that freaking weird? Wow, that might be a problem! Puh! I have a problem then. Yeah, goodbye!

What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

Women's rights.

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What do you call a cat with no ears? Anything you fucking well like. Cats can't understand speech.

How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

How did the rock cross the road? It didn't cause it's a rock.

What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

Yo momma so normal, she got married, had three kids and then lived a dull but contented life.

Anti Joke

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