why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

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What is a light shade of beige? My bedroom wall.

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I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I have a pint or two.

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What do you call literature that's depressing and hard to read? ...a valued part of the English curriculum

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A man takes his girlfriend ice skating on a lake. As they are ice skating she says "we should go back home and fu..." At this point they fall through a thin spot on the ice and they both drown in the lake. Fish ate their dead bodies

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Did I invite you to my birthday party? No. Then why are you at my birthday party?

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justin beiber sucks

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Why was the cat unable to drink its milk? He was stapled to the wall

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Q: How Do you make a baby be quiet? A: slowly chop it's head off with a blunted axe once it's head is off eat it

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2 Scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for H20, and the second one asks for H20 too. They both enjoy a refreshing glass of water.

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Why aren't anti jokes funny? Idk. Watermelon in your pants, you're adopted.

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Why did the woman say ow? She was shot in the foot

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There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

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What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

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You know whats funny? Women's rights

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Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

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do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

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What begins with "B" and ends with "N" that you never want to call your neighbor? a Black Person

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what did the McDonald's cashier say to the fat man ordering a large chocolate milkshake? you want some fries with that shake?

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What's the cure of cancer? Death.

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roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

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1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

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An Asian person drove home safely.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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