What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

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Kevin and Ramin

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Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

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Why won't Santa be delivering presents this year? Because he can't be bothered.

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Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

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Yup, I mean we use all of your techniques and all things considered the messages end up looking pretty much the same, as if the same person had written them, Azure is named Carlos, and well, he is pretty much a computer wiz so you have nothing to worry about.

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My name is me I like fired chicken!

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a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

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Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

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What did the blind man say to his best friend? All i see is darkness and i want to end my life

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Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds and it better be there!!" The next morning he got up early and told his wife to come to the driveway. He quickly pulled out a .44 Magnum and murdered her violently. The marriage had been a nightmare ever since they lost their unborn child, and the situation pushed Bob to a place, where he could no longer look at his wife.

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Simon says, "I'll give you a five second head start before I mow you down with my AK47."

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A man walks into a bar, asks the bartender for a beer. Bartender says, "That'll be $3.50." Man says,"The joke maker did not explain monetary transactions."

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You no what the biggest lie in history is? Agreeing to the terms and services whenever you sign up for a website

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What did the jerk say to the Mexican? You are a Mexican

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Once there was a dog, another one came to it and then there were two.

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A man walks into a bar, He is a severe alcoholic and is slowly drowning himself in booze. The man exits the bar after several hours of heavy drinking and walks home. He enters his home to discover a man in bed with his wife. After the first ten seconds of paralyzing rage, he grabs a .44 Magnum and brutally murders his wife and her bed mate. The man realizes he has woken up his two month old, and after thinking of the horrible act he has committed, he promptly raises the pistol to his temple and pulls the trigger. Oh, I almost forgot, the man was schizophrenic and has never been married.

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roses are red violets are blue i smell meth abkfjbekfhbkfsdshjfbkhb

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Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

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Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

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a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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