Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

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A woman is walking down the street. A midget approaches her and with his keen sense of smell, informs the tall woman of her delicious scent and says, "Ma'am your hair smells lovely, may I please take a closer sniff?" Then woman obliges and the midget is arrested for alleged rape, or as he put it, trying to sniff her vagina.

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You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

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osama is obame quincadence or aluminatti????

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red I have Alsheimers... Cheese on Toast

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What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

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what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

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Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

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A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

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jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

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A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

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Why Jimmy doesn't listen to his mother? Because he's deaf

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A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

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What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

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Jingle bells Batman smells WHERE IS SHE??!!?!?!?

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Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

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What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

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Friend: how obsessed are you with harry potter on a scale from 1-10 Me: 9 and 3/4

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AHLTFKCITAWKSHTC

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nolan is gay

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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