- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

jingle bells jingle bells,, bells were jingled!

What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no guts

Q. What did the Cat say to the Dog? A. "These humans are so jobless.."

I'm winning at Scrabble.

knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Gestapo.

I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

Chose to describe yourself: Green thumb: Tall wealthy, good looking, intelligent man with a model wife, a ferrari expensivo, a hotel just for yourself. Red thumb: A below average piece of shit? Green thumb? Dont lie to me you piece of sh*t!

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

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have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

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