- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats black and green and goes 100 mph? A: A black and white car going 100 mph.

What did the doctor say to his patient? You have AIDS.

Why did Bill fall out if his chair? He was hit by an airplane.

What's a foot long and slippery? A slipper.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a convicted rapist.

What's creepy about a loving couple having sex? I made them do it.

A shark walks into a bar. The bartender asks someone to call animal control to remove the nearly-dead sea creature from his bar.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Rhyming is hard, Zebra.

A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear turns to the rabbit and says "I have colon cancer."

What do you call a black man that works with out pay? A volunteer

Have you seen the clown hiding from gay people at walmart?

Why did the black man buy fried chicken? Because it wasn't free.

Three men were on a plane. One chucked an apple out the window. Unfortunately, due to the low pressure outside, all the men were sucked out the window.

why did the bear fall out of the tree? He died. Why did the raccoon fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the bear.

A man is sleeping and is woken up. What does he say? Why did you wake me up

What's worse than finding 7 dead babies in a bin? Finding one is missing.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven has an extra penis

How many Druggies does it take to make toast. One.

what ddo you call someone that has a small dick benjamin

A man and a bird are on the edge of a cliff. The man falls off and dies and the bird flies away because birds can fly and people can't.

has anybody else just skipped to the short ones

Why did the baby duck cry? Because his family just got ran over by a truck

q:What do you tell a deaf person? a:nothing.

What did the mother do when she find out her daughter left for the party? Nothing. She realized her daughter was old enough to make mature descions.

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