- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

Knock Knock? Who's there? EMS - your pregnant wife died it a car crash

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What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

What do you call a swimming pool full of black people? A family enjoying their holiday.

One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Knock Knock Who's there? Can you sign for this package? Certainly

A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

what did michael jackson do when i swore at him? nothing he's dead

Why did the cow fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second cow fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first cow.

Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

Why did the old man die? He was old.

Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

Why did the chicken taunt the opposing team? To get to the other side.

What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

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