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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: If 0+0=2 and four shampoo bottles is equal to two toaster strudels, how many pizza slices can Samuel eat? A: Winter because grass=6

Roses are red the grass is green now open your legs and let me fill you with cream

Your mother is average.

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

What's worse than having a spiked club shoved up your butthole? Not much.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

What did Batman tell Robin before he got into the Batmobile? "Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

What's better than a stick? A stone

What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

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