- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

Knock knock! Who's there? Alexis. Hi, come in!

A man said to his friend that he looks like his mom died. the other man started to cry due to the fact that it was acctually his dad

Rose's are red, Violet's are blue, I have a gun... Get in the van!

Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

What is 9+10? 19

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

roses are red violets are blue i killed your family

I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

What did the black man do after the white guy told a racist joke? Laugh

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

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