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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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What do you call 1000 black men walking down a street? The million man march

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Yo mama's so fat that she has AIDS

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Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

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One night, I walked into a bar. I ordered a few drinks, and left later that night.

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You're so retarded that people make fun of you and you laugh with them because you don't understand and just want some friends.

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

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- Helen Keller

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I farted and it smells like rotten ham with melted cottage cheese now dislike this please.

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Obama ran for re-election in 2012. He lost because he is a horrible president. the liberal left blame his defeat on racists and propose harsh Hate-Crime punishments. America falls into disrepair.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a retarded failure

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whats the difference between a grape and an elephant? the grape is purple

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Oh my gosh a talking muffin.

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I like to rape children, then kill them, eat them and defecate them into a toilet

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What will you never see? A white Guy that can jump.

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Why did the mokey board the westbound train? I said gray umbrella noodle head!

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Why did the blond woman throw a clock out the window? She was going through a bitter divorce, and didn't want her ex-husband's things in her house anymore.

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How often does the lesbian vampire group meet up? Never. Lesbians don't exist.

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Roses are red, violets are violet. I'm not stupid.

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whats blue and looks like a bucket? a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

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Who's on first? Garvey.

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Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Nobody because Repeat is a good friend and he went in after Pete.

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What did the man say to the woman with two black eyes? "Oh my goodness! Are you alright?!"

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