Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

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A rapist, black guy, and a homophob walk into a bar and the bartender says nice game last night kobe.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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why did the woman leave her husband? after years of mental and physical abuse she has decided to remove herself from the situation

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how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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there were ten in the bed and the little one said roll over so they all rolled over and one fell out then got back up and punched the little one in the face saying good night

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Whoever is reading this, I love you and I hope you have a great day.

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Someone just commented on my joke! ... oh wait it was myself

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Whats worst than reading the 8th anti joke that ends with the Holocaust? The one where it ends with someone getting hit by a fridge for the 9th time.

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What is worse then falling into a lava pit? Nothing you idiot.

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What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into your grandmother and finding a fish

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What is the worse joke to tell a Orpahn Knock Knock Whos there not your parents

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Freddie Mercury died of AIDS. Many consider him a musical hero.

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Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

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Q: What do you get when a black man dates a white lady? A: A perfectly acceptable relationship.

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What did the schoolgirl say to some of the people of Anti-Joke.com? You're sick. Stop talking about the Holocaust.

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why did the clown go to the graveyard? because he was dead

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what do you call a Nice Nazi A Nazi... He's still a Nazi.

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How did 6-year old dyslexic boy start his essay on soap? Sopa is shit...

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Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

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Why was 7 afraid of 6, because 6 raped 5

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he took my chicken i shoot him in the foot and raped his dog

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Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

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