- Anti Joke

What happened to the white man who beat up the black man? He was arrested for assault and battery. What happened to the black man who beat up the white man? He was also arrested for assault and battery. Their races have no superiority to the law.

Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

Why did sally drop her drink? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock Knock. "whos there?" Not sally.

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

how does a a fat person dance? with his feet

What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

Why did the chicken cross the road? His mother was a prostitute.

What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

What did the cow say when he saw his family get murdered? Moo.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going