- Anti Joke

A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

Who went shopping on Saturday? There is a reason I put a question mark there, so you guys could reply. Not so I could respond myself.

What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? He was shot in the back, knifed in the face, kicked in the groin, poo'd on by an alpaka, had frogs stapled to his face, his hair burnt off, pushed off a cliff, eaten by a scorpian, lost his arms legs and eyeballs, squashed by a hippo, ran over by a buss, truck and cement mixer, had cement poured on his frogs (that were stapled to his face), became morbidly obese, was raped by a chicken, was served as sauce at an italian resturant, was done by his mother's father's grandson, broke both of his detatched legs, crashed his car, went into a time machine and was crushed by a stegosaurous, had a lemon squesed in his detatched eyes, got high on cokeawana, was crushed to death by a garbage disposer and was rejected by the hobo at the shelter? no, actually, he tripped

Why did the cop pull over the car full of black people? Because, they were going 65 in a 35 mile per hour speed limit zone, Which is against the law.

Why did the Mexican sneak across the US border? There aren't many good jobs for him in Mexico, and with the cost of living in his small village, he will be able to provide for his entire family of seven on just minimum wage in California. He will miss his family terribly while he is away from them, but he believes it is worth it in the end. Once he saves enough, he will pay the coyotes to smuggle the rest of his family over so they can be together again. Hopefully none of them will die on the journey.

What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Icelandic man? A guy who lives in a snowhouse with a elevator

What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

What do you call a man who has a camera? a cameraman

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

Have you ever heard of a goose?