- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

What's better than winning a gold medal in the paralympics? Walking.

Whats the difference between a phone and a mexican? You can't dial a mexican.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What's worse than the holocaust? Microwaveable jellied horse nipple

Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

Looks like this is a puts on sunglasses Pair of sunglasses

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