what did the bartender say to the customer? a. is it the first option b. is it the second option c. is it the third option.

Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by a serial rapist.

Ask me if I'm God.. Dude, we all know you're not God.

Q: What's circlular and has two hands? A: A skinny person, i was kidding about the circular part!

What did the snoop dog have for breakfast? Weed

What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

Dave: Hi John! John: I have Aids.

silver bullet?

What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot you racist BITCH! Its ok a niggah gots altititude.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

What do a boat and a computer have in common? Nothing

hey whats your name Im gonna hit you so hard........ that im gonna knock your block off

Yo mamma is so ugly, but your father was willing to look past that. They fell in love and you were born about a year after they got married.

mmm i love marble bumhole

every cloud has a silver lining

What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer

What did Jim do after the police gave him a ticket? He followed them home and used their children's limbs to rape them.

What did the boy ask the ice cream man? Can I have some ice cream?

A dog walks into a bar. He's a service animal, so this is allowed.

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Whats green and has wheels?? - Grass, I lied about the wheels

What is red and has wheels? Grass, I lied about it being red and having wheels.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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