- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Racial equality.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

Why was six afraid of seven? Six had severe paranoia.

Kerry Katona becomes independent.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

What's gayer than Justin Beiber? The guy getting a blowjob from him! Kelvin Yang.

What is the worst joke ever? This one.

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

How do you get rid of herpes? You shoot up the cancer ward of a hospital.

The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

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