Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

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Stop looking at these jokes and go fuck yourself.

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The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

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Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Jim Jim who? Oops, wrong house.

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Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

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A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

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LOL

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How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

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Why is my girlfriend pregnant? We wanted an abortion

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

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A black guy walks into a kkk meeting.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Hi. Hi Who? Hi who?! Hi Ho Hi HO. Its off to work we go!! umm.

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Whats the difference between a person with cancer and breakfast? Breakfast is important

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What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

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What's the difference between a dead Blackman in the road and a dead dog in the road? There's skid marks in front of the dog.

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Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

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What's worse than biting into a worm in your apple? Being run over by a stampede of elephants

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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Who can walk on water? Not the guy in the wheelchair.

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Why was Nathan upset Because his sister died from an undiagnosed case of tuberculosis

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Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

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I am back with more jokes! -Lets go Mets It is best to dislike this one

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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