Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

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What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

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What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

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What's the difference between Santa clause and the Jews? Santa goes down the chimney

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so a baby seal walks into a club, the bouner immedietly kicks the seal out because it is too young to be in a club and also.....itsa seal

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Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

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Guy: Hey, you want to dance with me? Girl: Who me? Guy: Nooo that bench over there...

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what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

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this is an anti joke so it has no punch line :D

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Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

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Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

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Knock Knock Who's there? 20 20 Who? 24

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how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

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What do you get when you cross a taco with a a bungee cord? An inedible taco.

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Wha....You probably shouldnt read the rest of this because i lie a lot (This joke deserves lots of thumbs and comments!)

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What did the Japanese man name his black baby? -Som Ting Wong :)

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What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

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A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

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Why did the man's pants fall down? He was not wearing a belt and had recently lost some weight.

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What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

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Why did the kid poop his pants? He was a baby

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a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

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Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

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This joke might just be dumb enough for YOU to find funny

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