- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Y did the first squarl fall out of the tree? It died Y did the 2nd squarl fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Y did the 3rd squarl fall out of the tree? Peer presure. Why did bobby fall off his bike? He got hit by 3 squarls Y did bobby die? He got run over by a truck:)

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How do you starve a zombie? You dont, they are allready dead.

What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

A man was walking down the sidewalk. Then he turned into a drugstore.

Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

The worst part of waking up, Is no Folgers in your cup.

Did you fall on your head when you were a baby Oh, I very sorry.

3 brothers Mohammed, Ahmed and Saahad were on the 09:25 flight from Tehran to New York. They each only carried a rucksack each and a one way ticket. They are Syrian refugees and their parents are dead.

golf is so gay i mean look at what they name the different clubs 3 wood 4 wood 5 wood 6 wood just give it a beat and you got a catchy song

Why can't you get a bull to talk? Because it felt like beating the shit out of you and mounting you.

Kid 1: Mama why is my name Daisy? Mama: Because when you were born a daisy petal fell on your head! Kid 2: Mama why is my name Rose? Mama: Becuase it was a nice name.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He saw a bottle of Faygo on the other side.

What did the wall say to the floor? Nothing.

Q:What's the difference between a Boy scout and a Jew? A:Boy scouts come back from camp.

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

Why did the girls hair catch on fire her neighbor bullied her

T-rex: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands, oh...

Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

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