- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

I HATE GEORGE LOPEZ

Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

Roses are red Violets are blue If you need a poo.... ...hold it in.

what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

2 guys walk into a bar but the third one has known about what happens to the third guy but since he is reading this in a newspaper and his unaware of his surroundings he walks into the bar anyway and feels very foolish.

What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

Mom I am so sorry I molested you yesterday. Im not your mom! Phew, wanna go out?

A seal walks into a club.

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