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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

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Why was Sally angry? Because somebody burned all her clothes

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

why did the homeless man die? because everyone does.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

Is it colder on a farm than in the winter?

Gay rights.

what happened when the shoe turned into a shoe.......... nothing, it was a raisin

Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Not because she had no arms, but because she just had no hands.

why should you not go to sleep in public? Because that's how you get raped.

A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

On a scale of 1 to 10, 7 being the highest, what is you favorite color

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Assuming the fact that these children are in fact deceased, it would be highly inprobable that they could perform any task. Or that they would need to see any light at all, since the point of that dark room is to keep them concealed.

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