Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

How do you stop a black man from committing a crime? You throw him a basket ball.

Nothing. He made it home safely.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big penis.

There was an english man, and irishman and an pakistani sitting in a bar. What a wonderful example of racial & cultural differences bing put to one side while they are socialising in a friendly environment.

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench can support a family

Why did the big refrigerator fall down the cheese Because i licked my own ear and it got scared and cheese for no raiSOnsD

What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

*see an orphan* Knock knock Whos there Not you parents ...

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If you were a booger, I'd pick you and then wash my hands directly after because boogers are gross

Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

Why did the boy fall asleep in class? He was tired.

Knock Knock! F*ck off

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

Yo Mama just died.

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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