- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many bears does it take to screw in a light bulb? None; it’s a fairly menial task requiring little more than a single human hand. Requisitioning any number of bears for the effort would be an extremely dangerous “Rube Goldberg”-esque solution to simple problem.

What city likes baseball the most? New York

yo momma is so poor that she may not be abe to accumulate the right amount of revenue necessary for your college funding.

Why did the black man drop his weed Because he got shot

Roses are red, Violets are microwaves, I have amnesia, Roses are red.

Why did the blond fall down? She died.

Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

What did Al gore say after he sold his TV Station to Arab Oil Money? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. CHA-CHING!

Q: What's worse than getting a divorce? A: I don't know, i'm still married.

What did the Taliban teenager strap on his chest before getting on the bus? A blue rubber dildo.

A man walks into a bar a browning automatic rifle, it accidentally fires hitting the main artery in his neck and he promptly bleeds to death.

What can kill you when it falls out of a tree? Anything of a considerable weight actually.

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's really irrelevant when you realize this joke is about a suicidal chicken...

What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

If life gives you lemons, you're setting up a bad joke

A pirate walks in to a bar. The bartender notices he has a steering wheel in the front of his pants, so he says to the pirate, "you know you've got a steering wheel in your pants, huh?" The pirate responds, "Arrrrrrrrr, it's for me carrrrr."

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

who is gay wit mon james cornish

how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

Why was the girl crying? She had just been severely raped.

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