His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

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Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

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a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

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knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

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Did you hear about the guy who fed his dog his baby? No Oh

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what are you mike bibby?

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if you're jesus and you know it, clap your hands

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12/23/2012

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Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

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We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

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Suicide is never the answer. Unless you ask me what I contemplated after I found out that my family was killed in a horrific traffic accident.

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Women's rights.

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What's more funny than an anti-joke? A joke.

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what did the woman call the man who ate Ham? A Pig

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Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

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a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

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Hah, I bet a faggot that lost his balls in the war is "above" such things as seduction and all things straight! 25 million US dollars, send them to me within a week, or I will hunt you down by tracking down every single one of your fucking followers (all six of them), and make you wish you where dead. And tell me where you live, send me your sister so I can rape her, send me your boyfriend so I can cut him to pieces, send my your children so I can make sure your genes stop, send my your mothers tits so I can hang them on my wall, and kill your father and post the shit on youtube! Maybe then we are halfway close a settlement.

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why was the woman in the kitchen? she was being held hostage there by Bob Saget

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? Cue annoying little kids saying WHAT!!!!!!!!! A: To check out all the chicks

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I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

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yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

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Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

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Why was the man crying? He has aids.

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I heard that you could burn punds so I found a fat kid and set him on fire

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