- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Yes, it's actually very nice.

Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

Why did Susan fall off the swing? -Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan.

Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

11/9 Americans won't get this joke.

A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

Why did the man sit on the chair? Because he was tired of standing

What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

A guy walks into a bar and finds a genie. The genie says he'll grant him 3 wishes. He wished for a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. POOF! All 3 wishes were granted to him. The blonde drinks a shot a tequila, the brunette drinks a beer, and the redhead drinks a whiskey. They had a great time.

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

asians have slitted eyes lol

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

kieran is a homosexual

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