Do you know what killed the cat? Feline AIDS

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What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

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What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

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Black guy something something. Anti-racist punchline.

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Why was the boy late for class? He was late because he got stabbed and left in the bathroom.

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what's the best way to get your younger sibling to stop being annoying? Shoot Him

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

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Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

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Whats the difference between garlic bread and a Jewish person? Garlic bread doesn't scream in the oven.

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What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

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What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

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My dad

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What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

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All Bin Laden wanted was peace on earth and good will toward men.

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when the zombie apocolypse comes what do you do? you die

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What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

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What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

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Why does Santa Claus drink so much hot Cocoa? Because Mrs. Claus got tired of his constant drunkenness and won't allow beer in the house in the house anymore.

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I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

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why can't hellen keller drive? Because she is visually impared and there for it would not be safe for her to drive

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How many Ethiopians can you fit in a car? Five in your standard sedan

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Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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