A hat fell into the Indian Ocean. What happened to the hat? It got wet

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What did Han Solo say to Chewy before they got in the Millennium Falcon? Chewy, get in the ship.

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Why did the blind man laugh at the book. He didn't

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Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

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Penis

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what do mexicans cross? whatever they want. but in this case their local grocery store parking lot to buy fresh produce.

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Three Jews walked into a bar. I lied... it was a gas chamber.

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Q:How do you get better at boxing? A:Get a bigger package Daniel W. Schnurr

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What is grey and transparent? An elephant in a zip-lock bag.

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A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

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Why didn't the blond cry at her child's funeral? She died, too. It was a terrible accident.

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That was totally mean! I mean I was in no way going to say any of that to you! Especially not the last part, sorry that must have been part of the suggestion or something, I barely ever tell myself stuff like that, I mean stop it okay? I mean I totally read it and all but I was all like "I am notnot typing that" please stop it, its humiliating.

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What did the Chinese man say to the Japanese man Nothing as they have never met

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What do you call a black man being raped by 6 members of the Ku Klux Klan? Rape

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so a jewish man walks into a bar. He looks at the bartender and says...this better be free

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A horse walks into the bar. The bartender asks "why the long face" Turns out the horse's family died that evening.

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What do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

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there were ten in the bed and the little one said roll over so they all rolled over and one fell out then got back up and punched the little one in the face saying good night

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I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

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whats wores than eating a vag. a gaint vag eating you.

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What's worse than a dead baby inside a microwave? A microwave inside a dead baby.

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There was a boy named Steven, a son of a rich business man. Steven was an interesting child though, as he always kept care to one of his possessions. That possession being a plain, old, brown box. On Steven's fourth birthday his father said he could have anything in the world he wanted, just name it. Steven said he wanted two quarters to put in his box. The father agreed and gave his son two quarters to put in his box. Every year the father would say he could have anything he wished for, and Steven just asked for two quarters. Nothing more. On Steven's 18th birthday he got into a severe car crash. The father stood over the hospital bed where Steven lay. "I can get you the best doctors in the world. They can save you, please let me get you this for your birthday!" The boy shook his head. "All I want is two quarters" Steven replied. The father was distraught. "Son, tell me why you've wanted these two quarters every year you have been alive instead of anything else in the world". The boy complied. "Fine I'll tell you." Then Steven died before he could tell the father. The End.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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