- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

how did the bus fall outa the tree it got hit by a hellicopter how did the boy fall outa the tree he was attached to the bus how did the chicken fall outa the tree it fell off the branch

What did Dmitri say to all his friends? Nothing he has no friends

Cheese

Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

What did the flag say to the pole? It dosnt

What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

What did the white man say to the black man that sneezed? -Bless you.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

why is cancer a big thing because its bad

Alchohol.

My wife is going to the Caribbean Jamaica? No, St Lucia

What did the mentally disabled child say to the snowman? Mnnghhhmuhmuhhu ooh ooh ooh!

If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

A white man walks into a bar. Then he gets a beer.

Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

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