- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know you have no friends when you steal someone's ALIAS concept and disrespect what is perhaps the most intellectually satisfying form of humour. [L]

A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

Name a country that begins with the letter U A. True B. False C. All of the above D. None of the above

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

Why did the girl fall out of the tree? Because she had no arms

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

what is worse than a guy pissed?

What is the black stuff between elephants toes? Slow natives

What the the newly born male dog get for his first birthday? A loss of two testicles.

justin bieber over spongebob snicker

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

Albert your flies undone.

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

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