Hey, wanna here a dirty joke? A pig fell in mud.

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

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How did the little boy with cancer run in his running race??? Very Well....

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Why don't nuns wear bras? Because god supports everything!

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So a horse walks into a bar, oh wait Sarah Jessica Parker

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If a tree falls in the forest, does anyone hear it? no, but it was home to several endangered species that are now extinct

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What's worst than your computer breaking? Your face

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How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

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What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Sandy hook

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What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing?

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Why did Logan lose his lunch? Because he forgot to his lunchbox on the day-trip.

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What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

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Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

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What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

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Why did the boy jizz?...........he was getting a blowjob!!!

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A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says, I'm sorry but you have about four to six months to live. The man goes home and checks his million dollar life insurance policy.It expires in three months.

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why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

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What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

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why did joe diragi cross the road there was food on the other side

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A boy asks a wolf, "whats the time mr wolf?" The wolf does not answer. Wolves possess neither watches, nor the neurone in their brain required to talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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