What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

how do you get an old man to fall? tip over his wheelchair

knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

Roses are red Grass is greener I think of you when I play with my weiner

Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

I used to think skyrim jokes were funny. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

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Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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