three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

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How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

knowck knowck whos there? shea shea who? shea...duh!

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

What's worse then finding a worm in ur apple? Nothing it sucks and it's a waste of an apple

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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