- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

How do you confuse a blonde? I guess the same way you confuse someone of any other hair color.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny cuase the robot had no arms.

what's brown and sticky? A Stick

Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

what you get time to go with? - a clock

Why did the little boy cry and run home from the store? Because the store was out of pickles.

what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

hi jonny

A man and a woman meet on a roof, fall in love and get married. The ceremony was rubbish but the reception was brilliant

Knock, Knock. Who's there? You're mom. It's your.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

What Sound does a baby make in a blender? I don't know I'm to busy masturbating to it

yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

Why not zoidburg? Because Zoidburg is a alien from another planet and the human population is probally afraid to talk to him do to the potential danger of alien contact.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Maybe because it had escaped from the farm and as it doesn't have full conciousness, it couldn't distinguish between grass and the asphalt, so it happened to cross the road.

I feel like making a good joke.But i cant. YN

What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

Why didnt Steve Jobs make an iphone 5? He died

Q. What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A. A gay bar

"Knock knock," "Who's there?" "Black man," "Black man who?" "Gimme yo money!"

Why couldnt the girl ride her bike? becuase she was dreaming she actually doesnt have a bike her family is poor in these hard economic times.

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