A kid walks in to a bar. The bartender asks the boy where his parents are and he replies that he does not know. They call the police who proceed to try to contact the boy's parents. They have gone missing so the boy must go up for adoption. He gets adopted by an abusive family and runs away. Without a family, job, or money, he could not afford a house. He lived alone in a box until he died of starvation.

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Theodore was a small kid that lived down the street. Little did he know, that Kaiwen the Poor Pedo was his next door neighbour. So he was walking one day down the street. He saw Kaiwen dead. Because he ate too much sugar. So Theodore called the police. But his phone broke suddenly. Theodore realized that his brother had filled it with broken eggshells. He was sad. He took out a few golf balls and stuffed them in his mouth. But he couldnt forget taht a fellow neighbour had died. He buried the body beneath the Carpet of Ol' Justin's House. He wasnt happy. His dad confiscated his laptop. And the golf balls

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why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

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what's white, sits around all day, and sucks on tits? a baby.

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why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

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Why did Charlie eat a baked potato? Because he was hungry.

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Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

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Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

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Why did the plane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot

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What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

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what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? reading posts on this website that arent antijokes. Seriously poeople... you cant just say something that random than put something tragic. it has to be funny and tragic.

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A black man, a Mexican man, and a cop are walking in downtown New York. So are tens of thousands of other people, because it is a very large and diverse city.

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What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

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Inspirational speaker: "You can judge a man by the way he treats those who can do nothing for him." Me: "Hitler loved dogs."

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Q: why can't women drive? A: because there is no road between the kitchen and the bedroom

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WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

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Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

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roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

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a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

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why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

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a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

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