- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's

Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Jordan is pregant

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

If I am from Texas, where are you from? You know the answer? HOLY SH*T! YOU ARE A GENIUS!

A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

A vampire sees a werewolf at a bar, aware of the upcoming brawl between them two, the bartender shoots them both in the head but it's okay because neither of them exist.

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

A Black man, a Latino, and a Midget get into a car. They drive to the county fair, get snow cones and ride the tilt-a-whirl.

A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

What did the female lady person say to the baby? Get Some.

Q; What is green and eats rocks? A; The green rock eater... Q;What happens when you through a rock straight up in the north pole? A; The green rock eater eats it..

You must be Jamaican cause you have long dreadlocks and you are listening to Bob Marley

Knock Knock Whos there Me Oh, come in

What do you say to a whore with two black guys? How much an hour?

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