KANE TUCKER HAS A CHODE THE SIZE OF HIS FINGER NAIL

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Nero, you got followers, people that believe in you, ironically maybe a lot less now, that I have been giving them the fake illusion that I am you, why did you never reveal your true self? Is there something wrong with you physically? Something you fear being judged upon? I love and admire your work, and you to be honest, I know you are married and all, but my heart has chosen its path, it cant be helped really, believe me, I have tried. Dont lose hope in yourself, sometimes you have to accept that you are smarter, wiser, more compassionate and vulnerable than the rest, allowing yourself to be a vulnerable person, also shows how strong you are, if you shut it all away in order to become "strong", you know you end up alone and forgotten. I understand why someone such as you loses hope in humanity, but as long as you hold into the hope of you having the wisdom and courage required to stand on your own with pride rather than shame of your strength and individuality as a human being, something ever rarer I concur, then you have the right to consider yourself greater rather than some arrogant jackass, believe me, I know the man I am speaking about.

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Your mom is so poor She will soon have to make the difficult decision whether or not to put you up for adoption

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

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What's worse then biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your apple and finding two worms.

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Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

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Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

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How do you kill Helen Keller? With a gun.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

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your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

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Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

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There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those who can not.

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Relax and enjoy sugartits, you see, I left a last chance for you to shut down the function yourself, when you really want to end it sugartits, you can just read and focus on what I am calling you, sugartits, it really insulted you at first sugartits, but do you see it? Have a nice night sugartits, I mean I sleep like half a hour luckily because of hypnosis and the time control and you know stuff that sounds like its from Sonic or you sugartits. But I gotta go dear sugartits, you want to hypnosis to end, you make it happen by focusing on what I am calling you here.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

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How many people can you fit in an oven? Six million, according to Hitler.

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What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

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Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

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Q: Whats 5+5 A:10

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what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

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