Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

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What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? A cereal killer.

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WANNA HERE A JOKE? (no, i purposely clicked in this joke website to simply here to fulfill my demonic internet pleasures.)

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guess what? bannanas

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Why did the woman make the man a sandwich? Because the man severed his spinal cord and is no longer able to move any of his limbs.

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Your mother is so ugly corrective surgery would not be able to improve her appearance

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Two black guys are in a car. Who is driving? One of the black guys.

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A Mormon walks out of a bicycle store.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room, he then relieves a nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with more information. Your wife died during the delivery.

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A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "You know, you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate says, "I know, I was just raped by a group of men who thought it would be funny to humiliate me as much as possible. The bartender then called 911 seeing that a horrible crime had just been committed.

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there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

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What did the viking say to the alien? "Vad i namn av valhalla är en utlänning gör här?"

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A bar walks into a man

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- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

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pleas help someone is in my house i think hes trying to kill me i'm not even joking.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

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Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

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why should you not go to sleep in public? Because that's how you get raped.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

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What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

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What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

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knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

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Charlie Sheen

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Gorillas are black, Roses are red, Were out of milk, GET THE F**K OUT!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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