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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

How did the teenage mother get her baby to stop crying? Multiple stab wounds to its throat

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

Why did the mexican mow the lawn. Because the grass in his front yard is longer than he likes it .

Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

What did the prison inmate get for Christmas? A warm chair to sit in

How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

If a tree falls in the forest, but nothing is there to hear it, does it still make noise ? Yes, because whether the action of the three falling produces sound waves or not is not dependent on whether something is there to receive these waves.

Whats worst than being raped by a black guy? Being raped by two black guys? You racist i'm calling the police.

A muslim, a priest, and a raabi walk into a bar. All three of them agree that it hurt.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have the Cadillac, Get the Guns

What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

What did the little boy ask for for Christmas? A new brain, as he has a malignant tumor, he died.

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

What is better than tissues? Correct!

Knock Knock. Not home.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Daddy drinks, Because you cry.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

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