Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are red I'm colorblind

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

ask me if i am a tree. no.

I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry". 

Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

Why did the chicken cross the road. It's head was cut off and it didn't know where it was

The Ohio State Buckeyes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

Oh look, a dead guy. He must have died

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

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