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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I've got 99 problems and they're all stressing me out and causing me to be very unhappy.

why was the 6 afraid of the 7? because 7 was a registered 6 offender.

Knock knock. Who's there? Me. Oh.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you get when you put an ice cube, a grasshopper, a cell phone battery, and a human finger in a freezer? A: A very strange mix of objects indeed.

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Sex! Sex Who? Sex with me. BOOM!

A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him.

Q: Why was the little girl cowering in a closet in a corner. A: Because there was a murderer/rapist in her house with her oarents gone.

U know whats worser than having a worm in your apple... Having 1352 dislikes on your anti-joke...

Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

Q:What's black, wrinkled and smells like raisins? A: A raisin.

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