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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Sandy hook

Just think...there are 7 billion people in the world...so that's 14 billion orgasms!

Roses are red, Here's something new. Violets are violet, Not f***ing blue.

Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

Q: What's worse than finding a shrimp platter on a babys hand. A: A baby's hand on a shrimp platter

KKK: Hey i was just comming over here to invite you to a church gathering me and my buddies are having later on tonight, and afterwards we are going to have a big bon-fire to fire up our spirits. Black guy: OK sounds great. White people sure are nice now-a-days.

What did Chuck Norris say to the puppy? Aww what a cute dog.

What did Jim do after the police gave him a ticket? He followed them home and used their children's limbs to rape them.

Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

Jingle bells, jingle bells SHIT MY FOOT

how do goldfishes drown? you pull them backward water fills there lung and there die

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the turkey was in the oven and all the farm animals thought the chicken could run the errands in his place just fine.

Doctor, people dont notice me anymore, doctor?... HEEEEEEEEEEEY!

Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

A shark ate your mom

Q:why was steve sad? A:he had an extra penis

An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

I need a way to meet local babes and get ripped in 4 weeks. Shame there aren't any popularly advertised methods of doing that around here...

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. You racist.

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