- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

My spelling is horrible

why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw 'em.

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

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