- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally...

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

A bunch of kids are in a treehouse. The treehouse falls out of the tree and kills everyone in the treehouse and the two little girls playing underneath. It was sad.

Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

What do you call a man who shoots someone? A very bad person.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

hers a joke... japanese people

knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

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