Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

What do a turtle and a bowling ball have in common? Nothing

Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

Camerons hair is Curly..

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

Women's rights.

A homosexual and a heterosexual bump into each other on the street. But its okay, because although they both lead very different lifestyles, they are open minded enough to respect each others choices and both apologize and keep walking.

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

What's worse than seeing a real joke on this website? Having diarrhea.

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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