- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a bar walks into a man...

What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

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CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

What did Thisara say? You cant see me bich

My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

All of the people in the burning building escaped except for one what was wrong with that one person? He was a blind, could not hear and was in a wheelchair.

What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

A guy walks into a bar

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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