Why didn't Suzie answer her mother? Suzie has a serious condition where she is mute and also severely deaf.

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What did the Mexican, the European, and the Canadian all have in common? They weren't used in this joke the last time someone posted it on anti-joke.com.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

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a man walks into a house... then realizes its not his house and leaves.

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What are 3 skills black people have that they use for basketball? Great hand eye co-ordination, communication and encouragement.

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Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

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Some Minions have one eye, others have two. And nobody seems to care.

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There was a chicken. It squarked.

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man, i read a lot but the are some words i can pronounce

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the 99p mcdonalds mayo chicken was popular in the coop.

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Q. What do you call a bashed black man laying on pavement? A. Neapolitan

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Shut up max im not fucking demented u dickhead

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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dat shoe shine tho

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What's heed and has wheels? Your mom.

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What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? The horse says my mom died from cancer

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What did the Jewish man say to the Shia faction Muslim man? Even though we have different views on god and religion I value your friendship more than my religous views.

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What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? A black man eating fried chicken.

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A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

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yo Mama so stupid a robber stole her t.v and she ran after him yelling, YOU FORGOT THE REMOTE!

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You just made me realize something friend, and for that I am grateful, I quit and left the remains of what could have been put together again, I mean if the chance was there, I betrayed both you and myself by leaving a sinking ship. I keep telling myself that our dream has no chance of becoming real in a world where people lack what we consider vision, individuality. Now I realize that by losing faith in humanity accepting their individuality and becoming an author of fiction, I have indeed lost my own belief in a greater world, this of course being reflected upon the fact that I write fiction, rather than speeches and well, what I once considered wisdom. Its just that its lonely at the top, the wiser you become, the more alienated you become from the rest, and if others no longer grasp our concepts of wisdom, strength honor, love and such.. Then I suppose that we just end up lonely, as aliens in a world full of monkeys, until I have begun questioning myself if I am just an arrogant prick, and taken that for an answer. Then it does not matter if you have one follower or a million... ...The sensation of solitude, becomes overwhelming, I guess I have been looking around the world for a definition, rather than following my own heart. Listen, I wont pretend to be you, but I will gladly join you, but if you cannot accept us as equals, I decline. Hey on the brighter side, I always got a "man that likes men" vibe out of you, I suppose I got myself a fan huh? Someone trying to copycat me. Damn, I feel broken, or maybe I just realized how broken I have allowed myself to become, lets say you are not really a woman and where using this in order to break me. Then I gotta say you got me there, and I am not proud of that, I guess that you trying, where I gave up, makes you the better one regardless.

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Roses are red bullets are led if you don't take me back now i'll shoot you in the head!

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