- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

Q: why was the man punched in the face? A: I did like him.

Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

What did one theoretical physicist say to another theoretical physicist? Hey there Bill, how's Nancy and the kids doing?

Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

three lesbians on a plane they were all responsible and had sex when they got home and not on the plane

What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

Roses are red Violets are blue This font is black You smell like shit

Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

What's the difference between a leopard and a jaguar ? The rabbit flies faster, while the pigeon can breathe underwater.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

Q: are you gay? A: maybe

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

What's 9+10? 19

Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

What's funnier than 1 dead baby? Anything

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