- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

My spelling is horrible

If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

Neither have I, nobody knew him.

Q: Why are elephants afraid of mice and/or rats? A: Elephants tend to have bad eyesight and startle quite easily?

Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

all these jokes are horrible now

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

What do you call a cat without a face ? - Kitty !

Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

Why is Ellen Degeneres gay? Because she likes the same sex

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