What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

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What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

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And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

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my gramma died

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

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The holocaust

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your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

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On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

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knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

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Why couldn't the Asian man speak in chinese? He never learned chinese

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

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I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

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What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

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My dog barks when someones at the door.

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What do humans and fish both have in common? They both live underwater, apart from humans.

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My mom always said that jumping in a pile of leaves was fun! That was before a 20 foot long iguana bit her head off...

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There were 2 strawberries sitting in a bathtub One strawberry said "Hey can you please pass the soap? The other strawberry replies "WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM A TYPEWRITER??"

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Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

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What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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there was a black man n a white man they went into a hauted house the black man saw a penut butter slice n tryed to eat it then the ghost said dont eat the penut butter slice so the black man ran away so then the white man came and saw the penut butter slice the white man toke a bite then the ghots said i told u once i told you 2 i wipe my ass with that penut butter slice

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

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It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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