How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

If i had a dollar for every time Lindsay Lohan Crashed a vehicle......i would be rich

A horse walk into a bar. Several people leave, as they recognize the potential danger in the situation.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

How do you make a great cake? Bett Crocker books

what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

Yo Momma's so fat......... that she should probably start eating healthy and exercising more regularly or else she may be at risk of developing heart disease or diabetes

women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote, puzzles still don't.

What is the difference between England and yogurt? One is a Western-European country and the other is a dairy product.

What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

Why did the mexican wash his car? The car was dirty

Two men meet at an office. One man says "why the long face?" Then other man says "I just had plastic surgery."

How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb? It would probably be the court janitor who was responsible for that job, rather than the lawyers.

Anti-Joke is a knock-off.

mexicans fishing

Rebecca Black walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve her because she is not yet 21.

What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

So these two girls have a cup .

Knock Knock! Who's there? Sex! Sex Who? Sex with me. BOOM!

Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

Why was the boy with no arms and legs crying? He had a lit match in his anus.

How did the marines cross the minefield safely at night? Under a full moon

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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