There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

what is the diference between my left tit and my right tit .... my right one was cut off because of breast cancer

Boy, is it hot this summer! How hot is it?! So hot that many people have died as a result!... Drink plenty of water.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is theoretically impossible to read another's inner thought process, but it was probably due to the electric stimulation from the brain to give the chicken's muscles the ability to move.

Why did my ex-husband get fired from the m&m factory? He was throwing away all the W's.

Yo mamma so stupid... She's considering going to college to get a better education

So a horse walks into a barn.

How do you identify a Chinese tank? They smash their own people.

Life's like a box of chocolates it's shit if you have diabetes

Why did the chair fall off the cliff? Well it is an inamitate object so it did not move itself, someone must have threw it

Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

Why did Mike Tyson say he would eat his children? Thats mean! friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Why not just vi0late them REALLY REALLY FUCKlNG HARD! Its a Win/Win/Win/Sore ass situation.

what did the murderer say to the man... i'm going to kill you

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

I'm Coming

Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

Why did the black man eat the fried chicken? He was hungry

Anti Joke

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