- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whos there the game i lost the game

What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

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