whats every colour and loved by everyone Mario

Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

roses are red violets are blue you little stupid a*s b**ch i aint f***ing with you

how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Ryan

Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

two friends are hanging out, one says to the other "whats 5 plus 5" the other says, "you know i didnt finish school and i dont appriceate you making fun of me" the other boy looks away and walks off

How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

What did the pirate order for breakfast? Pancakes.

Why do dead Republicans float? Their corpse's mass-to-volume ratio is less than the water they displace. It is very sad.

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

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