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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

roses are red violets are blue if i had a gun i would shoot you

There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

Your mom's so fat, she's is bigger than the average person.

A lion walks into petsmart and asks the cashier were the dog food is. The Cashier replies your a cat and the cat food is in isle 4 you pussy

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

roses are red violets are blue i have five fingers the middle ones for you

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

whats a parkour kid? someone who jumps off things and is a pre-teen with adhd

What do you callan african american in KFC? A had working american with a average profit, trying to make a living.

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

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