mat (telling anti joke): so you are stranded in a desert, right and kyle: no. Mat: no man i'm Kyle: no (kyle was later found dead)

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What did the black man say to the jew and the blonde girl as they walked to the car. Shotgun.

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What is the only non-racist animal? The mexican panda. Why? It's black, white, hispanic, and asian.

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What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

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What do you call an Arabic man who crashed a plane into a business building? A careless pilot whose recklessness caused him to crash into a building. His stupidity and lack of plane control skill led to a horrible accident that involved the death of thousands of innocent people and the death of many business people's office pets.

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What do you get when you throw a piano down a mine shaft? A flat minor.

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whats sad about a bus full of blacks driving over a cliff? the driver was white

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So,a guy walks up to his friends at the bar and try's to to talk to them,the friends start being rasist ,so the first guy says 'wo guys stop going in that direction ,that one direction

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Your mom is so fat that her doctor told her to go on a diet.

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Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

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cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

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What is worse than 3 lesbians in a telephone booth? 6 squirrels donkey punching your urethra.

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What do you say to a black couple that just got married? Congratulations

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Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

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What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

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How do giant spiders like to spend their weekends? Eating Orphans.

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In mother Russia you don't eat cookie. Dog eat shark. -B.Gill

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Do the roar!

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Why was the leaf green? Chlorophyll

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what do you call a Palestinian with a large blade at the throat of an Israeli? a barber

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What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

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Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

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The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

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I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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