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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

Why can't sluts count to 70? Well, slut is a derogative term for prostitutes, and most prostitutes are people that had rough, often traumatising childhoods. Many ran away from home at an early age, thus leaving them devoid of a proper education.

Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

Knock knock. Who's there? Cher. Cher who? Just Cher.

People...

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

Roses are red Olives are Black come to my and will smoke some crack

A man once had a monkey, and it made him very happy. then one day, his monkey ran away. So the man was very sad and screamed, "I knew i should have broken the monkey's legs!!"

Q: What does a giraffe say to the other giraffes? A: Nothing, giraffes do not have vocal cords and are therefore unable to make any sounds, much less speak; not to mention a giraffes brain is far to underdeveloped to talk in a spoken language.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

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