- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

An SQL query walks into a bar, sees two tables and asks if it can join them.

why did the man stop his bike he was having a heart attack

A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

What do you call a blonde in a library? Lost

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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