your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

Obama Getting Re-Elected.

Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

Why did the Hindu eat the Mongolian? He tried, the Mongolian raped him.

What did the Shark attack victim say just before she died from her injuries? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Q: How many jews can you fit in a car? A: Well, it varies on the size of the car and the size of the people entering the car so in reality there is no clear answer due to the lack of information given.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

Father "Why so down son?" Son "I've always been this short..."

Sarah Palin's political campaign

why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

HELLO EVERYONE

Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? It didn't. She did not own a dog.

What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

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