A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

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What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

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Want to hear a joke? Obama

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What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

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Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

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what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

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A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

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Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

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Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

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2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

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Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

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Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

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your mum

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So a horse walks into a barn.

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My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

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Eight hours? Sigh, leave it to me then! We both know you are a sweetheart behind that thick skull of yours, I mean why would you ask if it bothers me then?

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what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

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A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

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What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

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how do you drowned a blonde? put ankle weights on her and throw her in a river.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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