- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

A man walks into a bar. He I then taken to the hospital for a major head injury.

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

All of the people in the burning building escaped except for one what was wrong with that one person? He was a blind, could not hear and was in a wheelchair.

A man walked into a bar....he's OK.

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

Matthew Wyckoff

I'm at a payphone. Though I'm out of change so I'm unable to call my girlfriend and break up with her.

Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

If Johnny has 4 dollars and Clarissa has 7 dollars, how many dollars do they have all together? 11 dollars Knock knock Who's There? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny and Clarrisa, all together we have 11 dollars.

What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

what does the sloth say to Jonah reincastle? nothing Jonah is the sloth

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

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