what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

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Whats sorer than stubbing your toe? Stubbing your toe twice

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What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

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How do you blindfold an Asian person? With a blindfold

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knock knock come in !

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Relax, anyway I hope its just the not not hypnotic suggestion, it would be really disappointing to to know that you are high on weed, even if it is very relaxing, not that I would know, I tried valium once, it kinda increased that sensation you have tenfold. Anyway, what I meant to say was, would you kindly tell me what size your breasts are? Do you shave down there?

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Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live on at the bottom.

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Did you hear about the Asian boy that entered the piano competition? He died yesterday.

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A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

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what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

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i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

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A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

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An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

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You know whats funny? A man cooking dinner.

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what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

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What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

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What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

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Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

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girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

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Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

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Like this if you have a big diick like me Dislike if you have a baby diick Ignore if you're a girl and get back in the kitchen

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why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted to get to chicken to have safe sex

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Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Becuz it was stapled to the chicken.

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Anti Joke

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