- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

What do Vladimir Putin and a snake have in common? A central nervous system, to name but one of the many biological similarities.

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

Why does a man have a closet full of fruits? Because he has a mental illness and there is nothing to laugh about.

why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

Why can't Kim and Arnold get childern ? because they are 2 stones.

i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

why do leprecon's laugh when they run through the grass? because it tickel's their balls

A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

What did the politician say to the bank robber? "Were both robbers"

Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

BOB: Hey look its spiderman Spiderman: IT'S MANSPIDER!!! Punch! Kick! Ouch!

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