- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

Whet doesn't kill you, probably will next time.

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

Knock-Knock Whos there? You You who? Yoohoo! is anybody home?!! Well obviously or i wouldn't have talked to you. Idiots these days!

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

Puns are terrible. I love them.

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says what will it be? The duck replies "lemonade!"

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

what did the Nazi say to the Jew? I hate you

An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

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