- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Holy guacamole Pineapples

The once was a man from Nantucket, Who gave up on his life and said "damn this!" Then he won lots of money, His future looked bright and sunshiny Until one day he suddenly died

What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

An Irishman, a Jew, an Asian, and a Priest all walk into a bar This is an example of a well-balanced community

why did the turtle beat the rabbit ? because the rabbit eventually got shot

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

BOB: Hey look its spiderman Spiderman: IT'S MANSPIDER!!! Punch! Kick! Ouch!

What did the politician say to the bank robber? "Were both robbers"

My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

What is the difference between an empty bucket and a bucket of water? The Water.

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

What makes us laugh? Definitely not this joke!

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

Why was the black man very rich? Because he was a lawyer who worked hard and was able to provide himself with a steady income.

Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

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