- Anti Joke

A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

what do you do with a fat little chug...kick em in the guts

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

Why didn't the man win the lottery? Because his lottery numbers weren't drawn.

Why is it stupid to call your son Bethany? It is commonly a girl's name.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs, who got cancer for Christmas, get for his Birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long.

I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven drove two planes into the world trade center.

what is the difference between Rick Perry and Lindsay Lohan? it only takes Lindsay 4 1/2 hours to finish a sentance.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

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You: Why did hitler go to hell? Them: Why? You: You're an idiot.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

ohai. whutz en ahntei johk? sownz soopihd.

Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk