Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

What do you call a man with no arms or legs skiing? Skip.

roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

roses are red orchids are black I like you best when you lye on your back

Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A. Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

welcome to australia. *kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils*

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

I have read and agreed to the terms of service

why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

A pope meets another one

yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

What did the pear tree say to the farmer? Go harvest that corn over yonder.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

Boy: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're accent sure sounds like it.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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