What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

whats in a red suit with a white beard and jolly......st.nick jerking of and blowwing a load in your stocking while taking a shit on you coffee table before theen hanging it back up over the fire place

Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

What happened when the boy fell off of the bridge? He died

what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing?

Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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