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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Roses are red.

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

I named my son ps2 controller

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

What's black, white and red all over? A race war

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

Thats what she said......about the project proposal, it was some really valuable input.

Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

What's worse than waking up next to an ugly girl? Waking up, sealed in a coffin which is floating on a raft traversing through shark-infested waters. Oh, and the raft is on fire.

What worse than a baby nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your friend, George. Oh hi George, I'll be there in a sec.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

So i can type anything in this box and it shows up on the website?

What's the best way to anger a Muslim? Key his car in front of him.

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