- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between you and a bucket full of shit? The bucket...

What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

What did the clock say to the book? I have no batteries.

Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

Me: Hey frank, wanna die? Frank: No, why? Me: (Kills Frank) Frank: Dude why did you kill Frank?

So yesterday i walked into a bar, so what?

Knock Knock Who's there? Just open the damn door.

chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

Your gay

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

A blond was walking alone down a street one night. Then she was suddenly mugged and raped. She reported her attacker but he was never caught.

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

What's worse the a bee sting? Two bees stings What's worse the two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse the. The Holocaust? Three bee stings

Man: Why do you wear your wedding ring on the wrong finger? Woman: Oh, wow, thanks for pointing that out. Silly me.

Got in a Taxi and the driver said "You'll never guess who i had in the back of my cab the other day". I said "It's probably pointless me trying to guess then ".

why cant little timmy ski? he was born without legs.

Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? Cooked until it reaches an internal temperature of 180 degrees Fahrenheit to lower the risk of contracting diseases such as salmonella.

A man finds a woman stumbling around on the street... So he asks sarcastically "what drugs are you on?" The lady starts crying and says "I was raped"

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