- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can walk wherever the hell they want. Leave them alone.

Why do they call you the interrup... SHUT UP!

A bar walks into a man. The drink orders a bartender. And then the money walks home. End The.

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

Why couldn't John play soccer? Because he was arrested for being black.

How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

your mama's so fat... that's it

Why did the weiner dog that punctured Doris' bladder get carried away during an oral sex session? Because the dog had a terribly troubled childhood which led to a faliure to adequately function in adulthood

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

Why can't you tell jokes in Base 8? Because 7, 10, 11

Why is my penis rainbow colored?

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

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