A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

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Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

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Wha'ts the difference between Justin Beiber and a piece of hot muff garbage? Fart triscuits.

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Pee is yellow Shit is? brown My shit is yellow WTF

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What's sad about 4 black people in a cadillac going over a cliff? It was my cadillac

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Many people protest. they go home after a few hours

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How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

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What's clear on the outside and grey on the inside? An elephant in a plastic bag.

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Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

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Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

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Do you want to hear some bad news? My wife just died Do you want to hear some good news? I'm single

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What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

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What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

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OMG I JUST FOUND THE GREATEST WEBSITE YOU SHOULD TOTALLY CHECK IT OUT OMG ITS http://anti-joke.com/submit

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A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

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Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

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You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

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A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

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Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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