- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Did you hear about the guy with no legs? He had them blown off by a tank shell in Afganistan.

What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

Obama = ebola

What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

what did the blind man get for christmas? Cancer.....

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

whats the difference between ebola and a can of dead babies? i have ebola. this isnt funny at all.

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

Roses are red Violets are violet Jesus Christ how dumb can you get.

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

What is funnier then 25 9/11

what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally Why can't Sally finish her ice cream She has no arms How do you fit Sally into a box? Put her in a blender. How do you get her out? A straw.

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

No it doesnt..

Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

What did the Wife say to her husband about his Erectile Dysfunction? - Im sorry I dont know how to finish a joke based on this private a matter.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

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