- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why so serious ?

The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? silence Damn this joke got creepy...

Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

A. Did you hear about the circus fires? b. They were intense. (in tents)

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

Q. How do you drowned a blond A. Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool

what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

What do you call a dog that can't pass an Algebra test? A dog.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with, "In accordance with Megan's law"

Knock Knock [Opens Door]

Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dead cat.

Why do woman cook dinner? Because their husband has 6 jobs and is trying to support his family so she does a part and cooks dinner.

There is a man laying on the floor in a pool of blood and vomit, there is a broken beer bottle in a puddle of beer next to him. He thinks is a sponge.Purple

Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

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