A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

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Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

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hello what is this crazy nonsense site sl

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Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

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Whats scary about the asian man driving a car? He was blind

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

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why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

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What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

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Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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Why did the chicken get taken into the kitchen? If u dont get this you need to go b ack to school

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What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

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A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

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How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

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why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

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(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

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A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

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what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

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Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

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why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

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How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

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Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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