what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

I banged your mom so hard that she got a urinary tract infection.

Justin Beiber

you see theres this guy.

What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

What's funny? Nick Sotelo

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

you know whats better than lemonade? sex

How do you make a baby stop screaming? Pour acid down its throat.

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

I have 20 dollars and 27 cents. How much money do I have? 20.28$ I found a penny.

How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

Charlie Sheen is winning

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

How do you know if you are an alien? When you start maulesting sea creatures for their milk

Q: What did the terrorist do when he walked into the football stadium? A: Set off a bomb, killing him and others there

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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