Joe Paterno walks into a police station.

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"The only thing worse than being talked about is getting AIDS." -Oscar Wilde

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Exercise Ex - Er - Cise Ex - Ar - Size.. Eggs Are Sides For bacon.. BACON

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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I found out I had asthma earlier today. I was breathless.

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What do you call someone that blows up a plane? Nothing you were on that plane

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Yo' momma is so old she should probably go to the doctor and check her health so she can live a longer, more healthy life.

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Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He was killed in action and his family misses him terribly.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the chicken!

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Whats better than winning an award? Not having your family shot to death

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? All of them.

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When is a door not a door? When it's a pair of titties!

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Why did i get some thing to eat? Because i was hungry.

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Did you know that onions is the only food that makes you cry? Oh? Really? Positive. what if I threw a coconut at you're face. ...

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A man wakes up after a long night with a girl he recently met. He pulls out a cigarette, and looks for his lighter, but can not find it. He asks the girl if she has a lighter and she replies "There might be some matches in the top drawer of my dresser." He opens the top drawer and finds some matches.

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Hi i love black men so much and i am a jewish faggot bye

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An old man walks into a bar. He drinks 3 beers and dies. The bartender calls paramedics but when the police came they arrested the bartender for beating his wife. A few hours later an earthquake destroys the bar and everyone was evacuated and many were injured. The manager was driving to the scene but has a car accident with the ambulance. It was such a bad day.

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So, this cheerio is in love with a beautiful frosted cheerio. He asks her on a date. She says no, because she only dates other frosted cheerios. So the cheerio works really hard at his job and is promoted to a honey-nut cheerio. So he asks her out again. She says no because she only dates frosted cheerios. So he works even harder and is made a frosted cheerio. He asks her out again and she accepts. 4 months later after a relationship built on trust and understanding they are married and live a long and fullfilling life together.

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Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

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why did Susie fall of the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who`s there? not Susie

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How do you help a chronic drug addict? Buy him or her more drugs. They NEED it.

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roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

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Q :Why did the girl fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.

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Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet eating her curds and way, along came a spider who sat there beside her and asked, "Hey bitch what's in the bowl?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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