What's both fun and a scam? -The holocaust

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

WHAT THE BABIES?!

One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

This is an anti- joke

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

They say time heals all wounds, yet my leg still had to be amputated.

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Eating mud

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

What's 9 + 10 19

What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

What's worse than getting AIDS? shaking hands with a liberian doctor. Knock Knock Who's there? Ebola

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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