Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

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Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

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What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

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What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

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Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

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What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

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Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

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whats worse then falling out of a tree? Cancer.

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Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

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What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

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What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

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What happens when you put the batteries in BACKWARDS in the Energizer Bunny? Nothing. Nothing happens when you insert batteries backwards

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Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

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Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

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Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

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When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

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Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

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What do black people and asians have in common? arms

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What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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