- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is an Italian food that is an American favorite, and the other is a follower of Judaism.

hello i hav a growing interes in math and arithmetic especially when it involves pi if u are still reading this you either didnt realize that this was a joke or just didnt care but most likely it means that the first line interested or bored u and u wanted to find out wut the rest was u like????

Why did the boy not get picked up from soccer? His mom was in a fatal car accident. His dad simply forgot.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Knock knock? Who is there? Nobody. Those were noises coming from your head.

What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

Why was the young girl sad? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

Robin, get in the car!

Why did the little boy fall down? Be he had the downs.

Q:Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? A:One less drunk

Whats the most impotent thing to remember when your going skateboarding? A skateboard.

Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

A Black Guy, A Rabbi, And A Mexican walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says "Get Outta Here We're Closed!"

Q: Why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: What to year old WOULDN'T?

whats the difference between harry potter and a jew? harry potter can escape the chamber

What did the computer say to his girlfriend? I'm going to RAM you tonight.

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whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

Roses are red Violets are blue I have altzhiemers Cheese on toast.

What did one jobless cancer cell say to the other? Lets go get Jobs.

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