What happened when the man crossed the road? He lived happily ever after because he looked both ways for traffic.

What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

What do you call a woman in a kitchen ? There rightful place.

a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

[Set up] [No punch line]

What's brown and sticky? Most forms of excrement.

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

What's worse than this That :(

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

Knock Knock Who's there Me Me who ME LET ME IN

She likes her sex like she likes her penises. Without a woman.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Biting into an orange and finding Helen Kellar

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

whats brown and smells like poop? poop.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a motorboat. They are sucked into the propeller and brutally disfigured instantly.

Pikachu walked into a bar. "GO, SQUIRTLE!" the bartender screamed. An epic Pokémon battle ensued, after they got drunk. The end. Pika pi!

Q: Why did Timmy cry? A: You would too if you had your arm cut off

Did you hear the one about Steven Hawking into a bar? I havn't either, but its probably a hoot.

Women's Soccer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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