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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make an apple puff? Put the apple in a large pan with some water. Cover and cook gently for 20-25 minutes until soft. Add sugar and nutmeg to taste. Transfer to a bowl and leave to cool. Cover with pastry and bake until well-risen and golden.

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

What's worse the a bee sting? Two bees stings What's worse the two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse the. The Holocaust? Three bee stings

A white man is running away from a black man. Because they are Playing tag. A gaming involving to touch the other person

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

What did the mother say to her color blind son when he was about to take his first car ride alone after he got his license? Good luck

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

What's wheels and has green? Lied, I grassed about the wheels.

If life gives you melons, you have dyslexia.

what did the computer say to the tv? computers are not living there for they cannot talk

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

what is red white and blue? the french flag

Knock Knock Who's there? Rapist :(

What's worse than winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

** * * ** * * ? I bet you wish you could read that joke. It was ** hilarious.

Girl: I wanna get yo pants. Boy: but im wearing shorts.

Why couldn't Timmy ride his bike? He didn't have a bike, his family was very poor and did have much money. Therefore a bike for Timmy was the last of their concerns.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead. Q2: Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2: It was nailed to the first one. Q3: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3: Peer pressure.

why doesnt john lipka have a job? because the unemployment rate is high these days.

A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy jump off a bridge. Who hits the ground first? It doesn't matter. They are all going to die.

What's black and blue and is scared to death? the kid in my trunk

what's worse than falling and scraping your knee? living within a 10 mile radius of a Japanese nuclear reactor

A priest walks into a drug den, most people would say this is pretty contradictory to his implied beliefs.

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