- Anti Joke

A man walks to a bar and sees a very hot blonde sitting across the room. Turns out it was actually a blonde man and they both had a wonderful night because they were both homosexual.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

Why did the chicken cross the road? His mother was a prostitute.

knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so old she died

Why did the black man jump out of the plane? He was going on a parachute dive with his friend.

What sound does a snail make? Meow....... Think hard and you'll get it

Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

pull my finger (farts)

Why was the little girl crying? She got raped by a giant scorpion.