- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

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What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherfing snakes on that motherfing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

How do you kill a blonde? You wait until she dies of old age, then copyright her death.

how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

women's rights.

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

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