What did michael jackson say to the boys he touched? Nothing. Hes dead

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Why couldn't the farmer drive his tractor He had no arms why didn't he have arms Because he was a potato

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Yo mama is so hairy she should probably start shaving.

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That would mean that you are not its leader, or that you are, the result would have been the same, if you are the "head honcho" they would have gone for you, and your employees. Now, if you are an employee, they would have gone for your leader, and of course you. So between us and nobody else really its fucking antijoke, are you the leader?

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"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

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Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

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What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

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What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

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I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

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Q: My hands are queefing vaginas A: Milk isn't wearing underwears

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Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

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WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

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A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

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Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

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what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

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Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

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What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

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HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

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Two peanuts were walking down the road. One was assaulted because they were walking in Detroit.

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What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

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Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

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One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

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tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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