A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

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Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

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What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

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salad days!

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I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

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Why did the cat die? Johnny put in the microwave.

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How did the dog die? He was put down.

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whts worse than finding a worm in your apple? butt sex with the devil

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why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

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Gay republicans

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

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Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

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Why was the girl on the ground? She jumped off a bridge.

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How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

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Caolan and Eamon

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender suddenly runs out the door frantically yelling, "He's got a gun! He's got a gun!" Meanwhile, inside the bar, the patrons overpowered the gunman, tied him up and took his weapon and all the cash he had. They later used his money to buy more drinks at another bar.

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whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

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what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

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How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

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The 70's called. They had the wrong number.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

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What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

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Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

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What did Reed read? A. Read?

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