Why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? Because bungee jumping is a great activity to relieve stress.

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A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

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Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

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Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

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What was the strangest part about meeting a girl called Suzie? She had arms.

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What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

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Do not use your phone, I repeat DO NOT USE YOUR PHONE, at this point we do not know enough, as for this kid, he is about two minutes from getting his ass locked in a nice prison, I told them he does not know anything, and I will make sure he does not squeal, you should be good, even if I got to take care of him.

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W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

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What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

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What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

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Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

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What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

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roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

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a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

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Penis

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What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

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how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

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Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

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What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

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A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

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What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

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Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

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Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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