- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

Why do babies have soft spots? The skull of a baby is made up of skull bones, and in the places where the bones meet there are soft spots made up of a strong cartilage to allow the skull to grow with the baby's brain.

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

Chuck Norris.

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

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