Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? A: Because he got hit by a bus.

What's hard, long and screws a blond? An IQ test.

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

a pope and a catholic priest walk into a bar... the priest orders... then the pope says to the bartender "I'll have what hes having." so the bartender takes out a small child and says ...."are you sure?"

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

Black, I dont know if you are kidding around or something, but I cant reach you on the phone pal, I am really sorry about the Valium, it was like only 10 milligrams pal, I mean please man, it was a joke, and Ill break up with Line anyways, I mean Alex and Petter are sorry too okay? Just take the phone, ill be there soon, I mean come on, you are the most cruel person I know, lets talk about it

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i know where you live now I'm coming for you

There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because women have the same rights as men thanks to the 19th amendment and sexism needs to die.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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