- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

Why did Billy fall off the slide? Someone threw a refridgerator at his face.

How do you make a Muslim mad? You burn the Quran.

bangers and mash?

What did one fat chick say to the other fat chick? Who cares, they're fat.

What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

A man is boarding a plane. The attendant asks if he has a passport. The man says no, and leaves.

Q: Why was the little girl not allowed to watch the pirate film? A: Due to the violent scenes and coarse language, her parents decided it was inappropriate.

A black guy walked in to a gas station, walked up to the counter and payed for his items with his debit card.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attempting to get back to his farm.

“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Being sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

What do you call literature that's depressing and hard to read? ...a valued part of the English curriculum

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away Because no dog likes being called "hurrrrdhjkdhjsaklhdkhjkddssaduyiwqkhdbewcjk"

What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Shoot it.

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