- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say to a fat guy working out congrat him and tell him he's doing a great job and keep up the work

When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

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when your out of toilet paper what do you do? get more

Why did the blonde stare at the juice carton? Because a man was pointing a shotgun at her and would kill her if she didn't do it.

a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

Three penguins sitting in a tub. The first penguin says to the third penguin, "Hey would you pass the soap?" The penguin in the middle says, "What do you think I am a typewriter?"

Nothing. He made it home safely.

A praying mantis is very graceful

Man 1: Not to be gay or anything, but I really like your shirt, it looks nice on you. Man 2: Not to be gay or anything, but I like men.

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. ;)

What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

Women's rights

Don't believe in Atheists.

what has wheels and runs on gas? a car with feet

What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

knock knock who's there Romney Romney Who? RON PAUL 2012

Why is a T-shirt like a topaz statue of the Archangel Gabriel? They both start with 'T'.

Why did the person name her OC telephone? I have no idea, please let me know why.

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

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