What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

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Tom buys his wife Mary the latest Eco friendly car. The car is said to get well over 100 miles on a tank of gas. A week later, Tom is stunned to learn that while Mary was driving to the supermarket the car ran out of gas. The tank was full and Mary only drove 5 miles. How is this possible? Mary was involved in a horrible car accident. The gas tank immediately emptied and set fire to Mary and her baby.

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What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

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What's the difference between heaven and hell? Hell likes you more.

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What is worse then a bus driver A man who drives an ice cream truck

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

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Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

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hey i just met you and this is crazy i have alzheimers hey i just met you

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What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

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Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

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How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

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A woman gets into the front seat of a car and starts driving.

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A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

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How do you make a person cry? You bury them alive.

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What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

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if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

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You're so sweet I have diabetes

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Roses are red, and many other colors too.

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Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

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Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

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What happened to the boat that sank? Everyone on it died

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I had friends on the Death Star.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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