- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's old and baggy? An old bag.

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

What's a black mans favorite thing to do Depends on that particular mans likes and interests

What do you call somebody who can't walk? Handicapped

Are you the only 10 I see? Because I'm blind.

Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

Chuck Norris threw a grendade, killed 50 people, then it exploded This is a highly improbable event considering no man is faster then a grenade

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends what its name is.

I was just entering the toilet in a transport cafe just as a lorry driver was coming out. "I wouldn't go in there mate if I was you" he said "Why does it smell?" I enquired "No I've just murdered a prostitute"

What happened when the Mexican put the Popsicles in the fridge? They melted

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

Person 1 - Have you heard about the movie about constipation? Person 2 - No. Person 1 - It hasn't come out yet

Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

Once upon a time there was a man sleeping, Then he woke up.

What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

Why does the Gay guy have a bell on his bike? Because its the only way his blind dog can follow him.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge.

A man goes to the doctor's office. The doctor says, "I have some bad news, and some worse news. The bad news is you have alzheimer's. The worse news is you have cancer." The man breaks down in tears.

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