- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

why aren't doughnuts square? because they are round

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

God is real.

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

How many babiess it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

Mooses

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

Knock knock. Man: Who's there? Hooker: The hooker you called for. Man: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. Wife: Honey, who is it? Man: The hooker I called for, but you haven't left yet. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes

Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

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