- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what's funny? A well told joke

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

Caolan and Eamon

What did Reed read? A. Read?

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

NASCAR being considered a sport.

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

Gay republicans

Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

What did the sphinx say to the Minotaur? Nothing, as they are fictional creatures and in according to probable science, don't not exist.

What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

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