Three guys went hunting on a rainy day. The first guy slipped.

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Orange is orange

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

Knock Knock Who is there? The IRS coming to take your house

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

Why did the man write with a pen on paper? Because he was writing a novel.

WNBA

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

Smelly Indians.

what did the man do when he was at the end of his rope? he bought more rope.

Red sky in the morning, Shepard's warning. Red sky at night, Shepard's Fulcrum.

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls over.

why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

What did Harry get for his Birthday? Nothing nobody likes Harry.

Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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