This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

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Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

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Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

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What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

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Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

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A brachiosaurus walks into a cafe "Excuse me I'm an herbivore, can I have a full English breakfast, but with veggie sausages instead of normal sausages, and mushrooms instead of bacon?" Shop keeper: "No you can't. Your too big. You've destroyed my kitchen, and my livelihood. I have nothing left. You've accidently reduced my business to rubble by walking through the door"

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A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

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What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

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A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

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Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

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I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

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Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

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Yo mama's so fat, she weighs over 400 pounds.

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why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

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Where did suzie go for her Birthday? A van

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

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Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

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Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

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Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

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A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

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Everybody will die

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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