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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My mom farted, now it smells, ewe. My mom just took of her shirt, BONER! My, friends mom took off her shirt, now he has a boner. We both have boners, and it smells bad. This is weird, me and my friend are very similar, except my mom farted and his mom did not. Now I hate my mom. UN-BONER!

There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

What did the Jew do before the movie? He turned off his cell phone.

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

what do you call a shitty anti-joke? A shitty anti-joke.

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

Help, this is an urgent message from the S.S. Obesity. We're sinking; I can't imagine why.

What do you call a cat up a tree in a party hat? A cat up a tree with a party hat

What did Dave tell me on Tuesday? "It's Wednesday, dumbass."

What did the American man say to his brother right before his brother's wedding? You should not get married because most likely your marriage will end in a horrible divorice, which will ruin the rest of your pathetic life.

"what did the priest say to the rabbi?" "what" "my religions better

So a penguin walks into a bar. Penguin's have been affected by global warming so much that they decide to drink away as they near their final hours.

If two blondes had a kid it would probably be a blonde because two recessive chromosomes have a higher chance of showing than one dominant gene.

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