- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

Roses are red Violets are blue This font is black You smell like shit

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

Why did the little girl fall to death? Because pigs can't fly. It's impossible.

Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 8,9,10, and 11 along with their families.

how do you drowned a blonde? put ankle weights on her and throw her in a river.

A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

Do you know why the kid jumped down the 50 foot hole? I dont know, jump in and ask him.

What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

Why are all women bad drivers? All of them aren't.

Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

If you are reading this you will soon suffer a slow and painful blow job... -_-

What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

Why did the mexican wash his car? The car was dirty

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

What's funny about a car accident involving three children, a widow, and a dog? Nothing.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

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