Whats the difference between a jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a stove or firepit while jews are functioning members of society.

What do you call a secret agent that lives in a bottle of washing up liquid? Bubble-0-7

Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows, it's impossible to determine the motivations of an animal that is incapable of speech.

Why couldn't my grandpa use a cell phone? He didn't have hands.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go home and beat his wife

What is Kanye West's favorite type of sea-food? Lobster Bisque with a side of french fries.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Prior to this incident he was being chased by a psychopathec killer who had just murdered his family. As he was escaping on his bike, the murder's lookout who was holding a shotgun, swung the butt end of the gun, causing severe brain damage and eventually death to the escaping boy, also causing him to topple over on his bycicle.

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.

An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

How to pick up chicks Pick up a chicken but must be a baby

you dint have to be a jew matt

Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

This is an anti- joke

1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dead cat.

Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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