- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

knock knock who's there ?

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? She's dead.

what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

Why was the woman sad on her 21st birthday? Because she was born on September 11,1980

Why do blind people laugh at this joke? Because they can't read it and everyone else is laughing.

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

Wanna hear a joke??... No...... oh ok :(

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

Knock knock Whose there? 4

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