- Anti Joke

Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

An American, a Canadian, and a Scottish man died in a horrible car accident. Their story was used as a lesson to keep teenagers from drunk driving.

What do you get when you put your dick in a potato? A guy who is into creepy sex

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Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

A black man, an arabic man, and a hispanic man are all in a car, who is driving? The black man.

How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

Your momma is so dumb she'd starve if she were trapped in a fully stocked grocery store. -Actually my mom has a pHD in Nutritional Science. If she were trapped in a fully stocked grocery store, she'd utilize that knowledge to maintain a balanced diet until a way was made available for her to return home.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the napkin wet? Some water was on it

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Its behind you like if you looked behind

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

Face...the other white meat!

How do you get a blonde's attention? Throw deodorant at her until she looks.

What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

What's red and smells like blue paint? red paint

person 1: hey! guess what? person 2: what? person 1: i once saw a brown polar bear

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.