- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

whats 2+2? 4

Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

A man with his masters degree, has a great job, and gets good money. Has a wife and kids. He is very successful.

The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

girls basketball

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

How do you get out of editable poly? You don't.

Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

What's worse then the holocaust? Stepping on a lego.

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

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