- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

Whats small white and has a hole in it? A powdered Donut

Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

What happens when a gay guy and a hillbilly enter at the same bar togather? a police dog nation gards and a priest had to stop the abomination.

Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

Why did Jonathan choose to watch something else other than Geordie Shore? Jonathan is intellectual.

whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally Why can't Sally finish her ice cream She has no arms How do you fit Sally into a box? Put her in a blender. How do you get her out? A straw.

Q: whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

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