- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

What was the last thing that went through the WTC jumper's head? His ankles.

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

two japanese men walk into a bar. the first japanese man says “i am japanese!” the second japanese man says “i am also japanese!” the bartender then says “well, hey. i’m japanese too”. the bar was in japan.

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

If at first you dont succeed..... your not chuck norriss

Why did the little and energetic girl fall down? Because I snapped her neck.

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

Who ya gonna call? ... Whoever you need to talk to at the current time.

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

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