- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

why did the chicken cross the road? there was chicken food on the other side

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

Actually it was me Josh brown

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

How do you get out of editable poly? You don't.

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

What do u firmly grasp and stroke until u can't go any longer? A shakeweight....

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

What happens if you shoot a chicken? It dies.

What did Osama Bin-Laden say on 9/11? JENGA!!!!

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