- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

Who is Dank? A: Billal

Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

Actual jokes are now obsolete.

Whats funnier than watching the kid next to you on the computer? Nothing because he is still trying to figure out that i unplugged his mouse!

why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

THEN WHO WAS FONE?

why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

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