A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

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They say animal behavior can warn you when an earthquake is coming. Like the night before that last earthquake hit, our family dog took the car keys and drove to Arizona.

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No, I had no idea, nor did I know that Nero means Black or Darkness until I searched it up some weeks ago. No, I would never photoshop anything, I mean sure I am the girl/woman thing with the big tits, but that`s like all I got going... Oh and yeah I use glasses sometimes because these contact lenses become itchy after a while and stuff.

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Why did the black homeowner declare bankruptcy on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by continuing to pay his mortgage bills.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black —Stevie Wonder

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Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

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Two men meet at an office. One man says "why the long face?" Then other man says "I just had plastic surgery."

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What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

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What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

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Roses are Red Violets are Red Grass is Red Trees are Red My yard is on fire.

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What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

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how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

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You:Knock knock friend:who's there you:come in friend come on who you:come in your mother

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What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

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Your girlfriend.

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What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

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Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

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Why is Texas so hot? The sun

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Im a Jew, Fart yourself.

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Why is minecraft so awesome? Because real life is boring as crap.

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

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What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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