A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

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How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

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Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

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What's worse than seeing a real joke on this website? Having diarrhea.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

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How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

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what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

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An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

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What do a turtle and a bowling ball have in common? Nothing

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What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

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Women's rights.

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What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

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There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

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There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

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What do you get if you pour water over a firework? A wet firework

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Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

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Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

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Camerons hair is Curly..

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Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

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Q: What are 4 consecutive fart's called? A: Fart's, unless someone gives them names?

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Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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