- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Timmy eats 32 cookies and eats 30 of them. What does he have? Type 2 Diabetes.

What do you call someone who explores wild cave systems? A spelunker.

69

Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

Rebecca Black sings a song.

Q. whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I dont jump on my trampoline with metal cleats.

Why bouriquet fall off the swing? Ask him.

How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

You know what they say about fat thumbs? They give a lot of accidental comment likes on statuses.

A kid walked into a bar and ordered a drink and then was arrested for drinking under the age of 18

What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

What word is 7 letters long, is composed of the letters N,G,G,E,R, and S, and stands for a group of people who annoy the crap out of you? NAGGERS.

what is big and white? Your Mom

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 encountered 7 in the Vietnam War where he killed 6's brothers, leaving him scarred. 6 has countless nightmares due to the numerous visions that reminisce that situation in great deal. Also, 7 had a big hook on his hand, which was very scary.

Why couldn't the Nativity have taken place in France? The winters are not warm enough to sleep in an animal cave without getting hypothermia, and there was no census taking place at the time.

God made Coke God made Pepsi God made me, Oh so sexy

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??