- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

What did the caveman say to the dinosaurs, nothing dinosaurs are from the Triassic period 25 million years ago, while the origin of man came around 230000 years ago, so there would be a massive time difference and and would never seen each other.

Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

Knock Knock. Who's there? An astronaut. He's all alone in the vacuum of space. No one hears him knocking.

so a black guy, an asian, and a scott are sitting at a bar, they drink responsibly, pay their tab, and leave. The evening couldn't have been more pleasant.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

Howdy stranger.... It is time for you to join! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! Moral: "HEY YOU! STFU! STFU! STFU! STFU!"

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

who has less of a soul then you? a ginger

Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

What's worse than getting punched in the balls? Many things inflict more pain than that

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

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