If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, chocolate milk.

A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

What starts with F and ends with uck? Fire truck

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

regoereiorgiorehgijreirehrfjirgjirejgruirehgrghehiiehaoiwpo;lkswpokewqoifgoieqjgiubtfoewfiir K.O

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

What happened to the fish? It drowned

What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

you know what? CHICKEN BUTT. butt of chicken ahahahaa

I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

Why am I writing this? Cuz I am eating babies alive right now!

Boy: Hey girl, the voices in my head tole me to come over and talk to you. Girl: ... *walks away*

Guy 1: Where's your dog Guy 2: I Dunno Guy 1: I ate it

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

Knock knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your stupid.

you see theres this guy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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