What do a turtle and a bowling ball have in common? Nothing

Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

What do you get if you pour water over a firework? A wet firework

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

Q: What are 4 consecutive fart's called? A: Fart's, unless someone gives them names?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

Women's rights.

anti jokes are really funny

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

A Mexican got stopped by the police. Turns out it was a mistake and the man lived a happy life in America

Knock Knock Who's There? Steve Steve who? Your friend Steve, you called and told me to come over. Oh, come in.

WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

dont you love porch monkeys? no.

roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers and the middle one is for u

An American, a German, and a Mexican walk quickly into a room. They were late for a work meeting.

Why was the girl crying when she got home? She got raped and mugged on the walk home

What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

An arab says allahu akbar, people respect him as he is pronouncing his religion in his place of worship

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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