Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

yo mama so fat she had to eat healthy food and exercise daily

I'm so full I could stop eating.

why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

How did the hillbilly fix his PC? He brought it to Wal-Mart and got a diagnostics from an expert then installed anti virus software.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

Q: What's worse than your parents dying in a car crash? A: You were in the backseat and saw your mother plead your father to slit her throat witht he broken glass because her legs were brushed and a windshield wiper was shoved in her kidney. As you stared on in pure horror, your father did as she asked with much contemplation. An ambulance arrives moments later. In the hospital, you tell your dad that you hate him for killing mom. You run away and he dies overnight due to heart failure. Yo suffered paralysis and now and are confined to a wheelchair for the rest of your natural life and are sent away to a born-again foster care home where you are never adopted.

a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

what did the african boy get for christmas? what does his ethnicity or his place of origin have anything to do with what he gets for christmas

Q: what's white on the top and black on the bottom? A: Society

How do you get a black man out of a tree? You help him down.

What do u call a man who sells hot dogs on the street? A Mexican

their was a black man in my family tree hes still hanging on

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

Huh? Whats wrong? Why are you mad at me for? Its my name, it has always been so.

My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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