- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is duke oxtoby? legend.

Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

Where did suzie go for her Birthday? A van

How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

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