- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

Matthew Wyckoff

what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

Q: How do you shoot blue flames from your hands? A: You start to duck and lean forward quickly before you fully reach to duck as you punch as hard as you can, a blue flame should come out as Japanese bullshit automatically spews out of your mouth. It should not take more than a try or two...

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Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

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