Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

Huh? Whats wrong? Why are you mad at me for? Its my name, it has always been so.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

What did the boy with no arms and no legs, who got cancer for Christmas, get for his Birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long.

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

Why is it stupid to call your son Bethany? It is commonly a girl's name.

Why didn't the man win the lottery? Because his lottery numbers weren't drawn.

Make me famous

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

what do you do with a fat little chug...kick em in the guts

knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

hey i just met you and this is crazy i have alzheimers hey i just met you

yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

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