- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

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why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

What did the bank teller say after the man asked for a pen? Would you prefer black or blue?

What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

Why was the black man kicked out of the restaurant? Blatant racism was still very prevalent at that time and place.

Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

What is 9+10? 19

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

A woman walking alone through a poor area of town. She is approached by a man who proceeds to mug her, rape her, and murder her.

What's the difference between a ferrari and a penis? I don't have a stash of ferraris in my garage.

what do you call a black guy falling down a hill? A hiker with an inconveniance you racist son of a bitch

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? -Not Sara!

Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

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