'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

what happened to the little girl when she crossed the line she was shot. shes mexican

Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

What do you call a dog that acts like a cat, likes to pretend he's human, and whose name is "Moose"? A dog. His personality traits have no effect on the changing of his species.

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

What do you do when you see someone from the kkk? Accept what you saw and move on with your day

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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