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What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We are all equal in the eyes of God.

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Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

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Two children are opening presents for Christmas. Daughter: "Look how many beautiful things I've got, look how much parents love me! And you got a Jo-Jo! Ha-ha!" Son*playing with Jo-Jo*: "Yeah, some of us have Jo-Jo, and some of us leuchemia. Ha-ha."

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They don't call it Bangkok for nothing.

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What is th edifference between jerry sandusky and mike citro sandusky rapes children... ...and joe diragi is gay

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Sloths

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What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

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Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

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Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

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what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

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What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

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A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

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What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

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Hobos are like Obama they want change.

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What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

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So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

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Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

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What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

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Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

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What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

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hi charles lattuca III

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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