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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

Why did the man take off his pants A: because they were uncomfortable to sit in

A man, a woman and their child wen to a restaurant. There was a horse in it and they left. The Holocaust begun

Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

what did "A" and "B" look for when they went to the beach? what are you talking about? letters cannot travel!

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

In which state does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

How do you get a drugged man, a giant sombrero, and a guitar into a Chuck-E-Cheese? You take multiple trips.

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