Why was the asian boy abused? He got an B in math

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

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Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

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give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

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What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

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You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

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Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

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Whats brown and sticky? Poop on a warm summers night.

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I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

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why was the jewish man so sad because his family was killed in a bus accident and he severed his spine and cant walk ever again and his insurance couldunt pay for the bill so he is now bankrupt so he borrowed from the mafia and now owes them 100,000 in a year or they will cut off his fingers and gauge out his eyes

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what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

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Whats funnier than Steven Yuhasz being Straight? Womens Rights.

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I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

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What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

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Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

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what long green and bumpy? a pickle

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I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

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while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

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whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

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What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

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A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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