- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

Yo mamma so fat, she's on a diet and is losing weight at a good, steady rate.

what is white on top and black on bottom Society What is black on top and white on bottom Rape

Hitler walks up to a little girl at a concentration camp: - How old are you? - I'm turning 7 tomorrow! - Nope.

Want to hear a joke? No.

Can you smell what the Rock is cooking? Yes, it's delicious!

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Why was the little boy crying? Because there was a hair in his burrito

Q:what is the most annoying word that means nothing? A:every word has a meaning your question is invalid. ~Phish <3

I was just thinking in something I swear ... I am still Just, wait, i'll be good

What's the hardest part of rollerblading? Telling your dad you're gay.

How many Haitians does it take to change a lightbulb? Typically one, unless the light bulb referenced is in an inconvenient location or is over-sized / industrial grade.

What is the best way to eat a dead baby? I don't know. That is incredibly disgusting.

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