- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

What did Hitler say to the black jew? Get to the back of the oven

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

Whats worse than losing your phone? Buying a new one and then losing that

What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

Those that want what is best for me, shall listen to me and do only whatever I want. Those that want ONLY what is best for me, underestimate me greatly. You who stand in the way if my will, claiming you want what is best for me, better move aside.

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

why did the kid stop eating his breakfast...two Penn state officials knocked at the door

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

Why did the donkey say "Shit sorry I had no idea" Because the batteries shouted: "Nobody told me about your actions here, sorry for the terrible coding format, I am new"

Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

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