- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

Why did my ex-husband get fired from the m&m factory? He was throwing away all the W's.

Life's like a box of chocolates it's shit if you have diabetes

Why did Mike Tyson say he would eat his children? Thats mean! friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Why not just vi0late them REALLY REALLY FUCKlNG HARD! Its a Win/Win/Win/Sore ass situation.

Why did the chair fall off the cliff? Well it is an inamitate object so it did not move itself, someone must have threw it

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

Yo mamma so stupid... She's considering going to college to get a better education

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

So a horse walks into a barn.

How do you identify a Chinese tank? They smash their own people.

What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is theoretically impossible to read another's inner thought process, but it was probably due to the electric stimulation from the brain to give the chicken's muscles the ability to move.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

what did the murderer say to the man... i'm going to kill you

Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

You know what's funny? A well told joke

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

Hickory Dickory Dock My dog died today.

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

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