What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? jhdfsuigtreyuiertfguiryhg

Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

Did you hear the one about the nascar driver who couldn't pass his road test? No. It's true, he couldn't pass his road test.

Friend: Dude are you going to see the hunger games? Me: But i alreay seen it Friend: Dafuq? its not even out yet. Me: African children invented the hunger games. Friend: -.-

Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

how do you make a boy cry you cut out his eyes

Why was little Johnny crying? He is regularly raped by his father.

How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

Knock Knock Hold on Im pooping.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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