- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy masterbating.

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

God is real.

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

How many black teachers does it take to figure out 10 x 30. only one shes a very respected teacher

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

Why did the man eat his wife? He was a cannibal

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

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