When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? About 1 or 2, then the neighbors would phone the police and you would be arrested for infanticide.

Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

what did the dog say when he walked in to a bar? Bark

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

What do black people and apples have in common? - They both look good hanging from trees.

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

What's worse than the holocaust? Giovanna Plowman.

Knock knock. Who's there? FedEx. FedEx who? Just kidding, it's hookers.

What starts with F and ends with uck? Fire truck

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

What did the boy's mother say to her daughter when she walked in on her father having sex with her grandmother? The grandfather said "how are you"? He wasn't a part of that fiasco. However I'm sure that whoever saw what was confused and looking for answers.

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black.

Why are black people not allowed to play football? They are.

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

where did little suzie go during 9/11 EVERYWHERE...

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

Black people in Camden NJ.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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