a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

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What is the worst joke ever? This one.

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Q: Whats the difference between a table and a Mexican? A: You tell me.

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What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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How do you cure cancer? do i look like NASA?

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"My, what big teeth you have!" exclaimed Little Red Riding Hood. "Because I'm a wolf," explained the wolf. "And I dress in women's clothing because it makes me happier."

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Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

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Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

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What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

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How do Chinese people name their kids? They could look up a baby-names book, consult their family history, or make one up

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Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

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What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

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Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

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How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

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How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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Never go into your parents room with a blacklight.. -Ryan Vallee

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what has 52 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper

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I was raped the other day... I still did more work than the bitch

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Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

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Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

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Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

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How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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