Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

I have tuberculosis because Ebola is too mainstream.

What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

Why was Barack Obama wearing a Justin Bieber T-Shirt and slapping you with a pitchfork? Because you didn't listen to me when I told you to stop doing shrooms

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

David Cameron

Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

Justin with a hat.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

The child was fired from his job.

This episode featuring an all new nonspeaking character, who never goes on screen.

Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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