- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No Ok

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

A princess kisses a frog to transform it into a prince.. She is soon arrested for committing bestiality

a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

Why is the white man sad? Because he watched the titanic

A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

Why is a cat in the desert like Christmas? Because Egypt is a country of deserts, the Egyptians had cats and Jesus, Mary and Joseph escaped to Egypt in the Christmas story before Herod carried out his massacre in Bethlehem on baby boys of under two years old.

Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

Why did the black man cross the road? To show the chicken that it isn't that hard.

What's worse then getting socks on Christmas? Being murdered by a bear.

Neither have I, nobody knew him.

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

what did the girls scream when they were being stalked? skydragon

Ring Ring Hello? Click

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