- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

This is an anti-joke.

How come Helen Keller didn’t scream when she fell off the cliff? Because at 19 months she contracted an illness that left her blind and deaf and therefore never learned to properly use her vocal cords

Uh Erron, you know, I do not spend most of the time before this computer or studying because I am popular nor anything, so that`s one thing, and yeah, I never done it with anybody so yeah, uhh lucky me or something.

Why couldn't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? He was struck by a very serious disease, otherwise known as refrigerator to the face, at the age of 5.

"Knock knock..." "come in"

What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

Why did the eskimo drag the seal into the igloo? Because the whale wouldn't fit.

Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

A baby seal walks into a club.

what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

A man walked into a bar and a knife seventeen times.

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" the bartender asks. The horse kills everyone in the bar and stampedes the other horses into town.

A man in a car turned left at the end of his road. Then he proceeded .1 miles and turned left again, as his GPS instructed him.

Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

What is worse then not being able to drink your vodka right away A black guy drinking for you

-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

Guy One: Guess what? Guy Two: What? Guy One: I don't know, that's why I asked you.

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